Gusta Rhymes: a haiku review of Guster and John Mayer

j i m m y n e w l i n , a n d r e w h a u p t
& l a m a r c l a r k s o n

i.
I saw John Mayer live
he’s much prettier than me
so I had to cry

ii.
Before Mayer’s show
My brother took date to Fuel
diarrhea occured

iii.
And the best part of
Guster’s set was when my bro
called them "Gustapo"

iv.
O! John Mayer! Fuck you
and the mare you rode in on!
delete both my ears