PAINTINGS YOU CAN WIPE YOUR ASS WITH

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New from the folks who brought us Osama bin Laden toilet paper, this latest bathroom trend is the logical extension of the fine art paraphernalia garnishing our refrigerator magnets, screen savers, coffee mugs, TV trays, and credit cards. Now there's no need to bring your hefty folios to the bathroom: all your favorite masterpieces are conveniently available right there on your toilet paper. Impress guests with your refined taste and worldly knowledge of art history. Only $2 a roll, available through artappreciation.com.